slay-z:

satanic2chainz:

nooooooooooooooo

[laughs to keep from crying]

slay-z:

satanic2chainz:

nooooooooooooooo

[laughs to keep from crying]

(via zygodactylous)

Good Parenting: Exhibit 1 (overheard at work today)

  • 6-year old: Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?
  • Mother: That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.
  • 6-year old: How did that happen?
  • Mother: Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.
  • 6-year old: Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*
  • 6-year old: Hey! Miss!
  • Lady: ...yes?
  • 6-year old: You look really pretty in your skirt!
  • Lady: Thank you!
  • *Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*
holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

(via nemnom)

fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:

wow, that fits perfectly doesn’t it?

fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:

wow, that fits perfectly doesn’t it?

(via gianthornedsummoner)

tardis-mind-palace:

getting-fit-staying-fab:

I really hate it when people say
“Men shouldn’t call women fat”
“Men shouldn’t abuse women”
“Men shouldn’t rape women”
“Men shouldn’t be sexist”

When really it should be
“Nobody should call anybody fat”
“Nobody should abuse anybody”
“Nobody should rape anybody”
“Nobody should be sexist”

Stop blaming men for everything

THANK YOU

(via optimistictragedy)

tonystarksdangertits:

0scharlachrot0:

So, if we’re going to whine about Cumberbatch playing Khan, can we whine about Depp playing Tonto? Because I’m honestly a little more upset about the latter. And I’m indifferent to Cumberbatch but actually like Depp.

I’ve been bitching about this 200% whenever I see a movie trailer. It’s fucking infuriating.

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

(via optimistictragedy)

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